> Some famous quotes by Navjot Singh Siddhu... enjoy!
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> 1. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but its
> that of
> an oncoming train which will run them over.
> 2. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are
> bald.
> 3. Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour
> pains.
> 4. India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
> 5. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they 
>will
> turn!
> 6. If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no
> tinkers, my
> dear friend !
> 7. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess 
>down
> with it.
> 8. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what
> they hide.
> 9. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
> 10. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of
> diesel but
> cannot go beyond 30!
> 11. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you,
> my friend,
> that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does
> not have
> wings!
> 12. The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have
> driven a car
> through it!
> 13. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
> 14. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians 
>are
> in the
> sea.
> 15. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a 
>haystack.
> 16. He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
> 17. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
> 18. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless
> bar!
> 19. We are all Adams children - its just the skin that makes
> all the
> difference.
> 20. The way indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle
> stand at
> Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else
> falls!
> 21. Its like the Brooding Hen sitting over a China Egg.
> 22. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without 
>a
> Squeeze.
> 23. He is as wet as pennies in mud.
> 24. Even a cock crows over his own Dunghill.
> 25. Andy Flower is steady as the Rock of Gibraltar.
> 26. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
> 27. I have seen many Ladies displaying different styles and
> Different
> styles displaying Ladies.
> 28. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal 
>keeper.
> He must be
> given a free transfer to Manchester United.
> 29. When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long
> spoon.
> 30. Well take the cake with the red cherry on top.
> 31. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two 
>bites
> too.
> 32. One, who doesnt throw the dice, can never expect to score
> a six.
> 33. He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the 
>chicken
> will
> become hen.
> 34. It is not all over till the fat lady sings!
> 35. A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
> 36. You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting
> blisters on your
> bums.
> 37. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
> 38. A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves 
>rolled
> up.
> 39. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture 
>or
> two.
> 40. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing
> your pants.
> 41. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
> 42. If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your 
>mouth
> open.
> 43. The Indian team is like the Doberman pincher, without a
> Tail, when
> they must be like German shepherds.
> 44. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
> 45. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled
> egg.
> 46. When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the
> cackle.
> 47. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
> 48. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies 
>and
> for the
> same reason.
> 49. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run
> and midway
> sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against
> the West
> Indies at Barbados.
> " Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
> 50. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third 
>umpire,
> ruled
> Shivnarine Chanderpaul NOTOUT in the second test at Port of
> Spain, T&T.
> " Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks 
>with
> his two
> hands. "
> 51. Geoffery, one word can describe Indias Batting only one
> word "
> Absolutely Pathetic".
> 52. Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
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