A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.  The
 > teacher asked, \"Harry what is your problem?\" Harry
 > answered, \"I\'m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
 > third-grade and I\'m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
 > third-grade too!\"
 >
 > The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal\'s office.
While
 > Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the  principal
 > what the  situation was.  The principal  told  the teacher he would give
the
 > boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go
back
 > to the first-grade and behave.
 >
 > The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were
explained
 > to  him  and he agreed to take the test.
 >
 > Principal: \"What is 3 x 3?\"
 > Harry: \"9\".
 > Principal: \"What is 6 x 6?\"
 > Harry: \"36\".
 > And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
 > should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells
 > her,\"I think Harry can go to the third-grade.\"
 >
 > The teacher says to the principal, \"Let me ask him some questions?\"  The
 > principal and Harry both agree. The teacher
 > asks, \"What does a  cow have four of that I have only two of?
 > Harry, after a moment \"Legs.\"
 >
 > Teacher: \"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?\" The
 > principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
 > Harry replied, \"Pockets.\"
 >
 > Teacher: \"What does a dog do that a man steps into?\"
 > Harry: \"Pants\"
 >
 > Teacher: What\'s starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
 > delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?\" The principal\'s
 > eyes  open  really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was
 > taking charge.
 > Harry: \"Coconut \"
 >
 > Teacher: \"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?\"
 > Harry: Bubblegum
 >
 > Teacher: \"What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down  and
a
 > dog     do on three legs?\" The principal\'s
 > eyes open really wide and before  he could stop the answer.
 > Harry: Shake hands
 >
 > Teacher: Now I will ask some \"Who am I\" sort of questions,okay?
 > Harry: Yep.
 >
 > Teacher: \"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
 > get wet before you do.\"
 > Harry: Tent
 >
 > Teacher: \"A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you\'re bored. The
 > best man always has me first.\" Principal was looking restless  and  bit
 > tense.
 > Harry: Wedding Ring
 >
 > Teacher: \"I come in many sizes. When I\'m not well, I drip. When you  blow
 > me, you feel good.\"
 > Harry: Nose
 >
 > Teacher: \"I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.\"
 > Harry: Arrow
 >
 > Teacher: \"What word starts with an \'F\' and ends in \'K\' that means a lot
of
 > excitement?\"
 > Harry: Firetruck
 >
 > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, \"Put Harry
in
 > the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong
 > myself.\"



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