The Best Icq Away Messages.. (don't know what icq is? go icq.com) ZIPPIDY DO DA, ZIPPIDY AY. I'M NOT HERE, I'M OUT FOR THE DAY. IF YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. ZIPPIDY DO DA, ZIPPIDY AY. I'm unavailable at the moment. (Unless you have a marriage proposal, in which case I'll talk.) :@ ) Can't you see I'm working? well, trying to anyway .... ok, so I'm out enjoying myself. So sue me. Leave a message if you dare I'll get back to you if I care Metaphysically, I haven't the foggiest whether I am here at all, but virtually I most certainly ain't. Like it says do not disturb....that is unless you are an extremely sexy guy. Then disturb me all you want baby! Rock my world! LOVE, me! Please find the definition of AWAY in the dictionary....!!!! 1.What do you think I am ???? AVAILABLE FOR FREE??? 2.I HAVE A LIFE TOO .... LEAVE ME ALONE 3.I swear .... I am not here right now! 4.I have an attitude ...... can't be available at your convinience 1.I have a feeling ..... you are taking advantage of my freedom 2.Don't call me ..... I'll call you. 3.I'd love to chat with you but .... s/he's sexier 4.can't be free all the time... can I ? 1.PLEASE ! Let me have some Privacy with this lady ..... 2.one more beep & I'll loose it!!!! 3.Please let me use the rest room in peace... D O N O T D I S T U R B E 4.Do you have to humiliate yourself???.... I hate being rude 5.BUZZZZZZZZZZZZY I hope you get the Idea. 1.My spouse will leave me if I come any closer to ICQ.... a w a y ! ! ! 2.nope,! not this way.... nope,!! not that way ..... I am A W A Y !!! 3.BAD STOMACH - NO PC IN THE JOHN - AWAY FOR NOW 4.finally away ..... ha ha User is currently taking over the world please leave a message and he will get back to you. I'm down to my last 2 brain cells and one of them is lost. SO I'm out helping the other one find it. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you when I've found it. This is my Away Message pretend it says something witty. You have reached a recent college grad...if I answer your message then I haven't drank myself under my computer desk yet. I am ever so sorry, but it seems that I am away from my computer. You may be surprised, but I actually DO have a social life! Yes, I got my new glasses, and I'm now 5 more inches away from the monitor... and yes, I can still read your messages. * Please go away. I don't like you, I never have, and DON'T YOU GET THE HINT?! * I must be online for a very strange reason, then... it is probably Saturday, when all day is 50p! Hooray!! * Right, this is REALLY funny, right! I am supposedly Away from the computer... but I have left it online! Isn't that REALLY funny? Now go and laugh, but leave me alone. * Sorry, I can't come to the computer right now. I'm at the White House learning to be a "mack." Be back after I talk to the "Chief." * Sorry, I'm not here right now, I'm out saving the world from the wrath of the "Proxy Server" concept. Leave a message. * No estoy aqui! Pero, si quieres escribir un recado, esta bien. Chao! :@ ) * I'm away at the moment...probably just snoozing on the job. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP! * I am away, What more is there to say? Please do leave a message, And have a lovely day! :@ ) * Can't you see I'm busy? Check back later, unless it's REALLY important... * User is being lazy. You can leave her a message, but she may just ignore it. I have left the computer in search of myself. If I should return before I have found myself, please tell me to stay put so that I can talk to myself. Thanks. Today I'm here but not now. I'm heading down to milk the cow. When I finish all my chores and wash and polish the kitchen floor, then my fingers can do the walking and ICQ can do the talking. I have: 3 bottles of Vodka 2 beautiful women and 1 waterbed. You do the math. I'm doing sumpin and its none of yo' damn business OOPS! I am away........or am I? Only my modem knows for sure! I gotta life besides this computer you know, (well sort of). Hello, I'm in the shower right now, but if you leave a good message, I might let you wash my back! *GRIN* Brushing my teeth...just the ones up front that show. I'm around here somewhere, (as if I have more important things to do than talk to you) back soon. probably. I am out walking my Tamagotchi and yes it is REAL and has Feelings..now don't leave me a msg cause after the walk, I will be reporting to my daily therapy sessions I'm off to see the wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz! If your name is Kristin message me. If not click your heels together and get lost. BRB~~Kids got loose :o( one's hanging from the ceiling fan, one's got his sister locked in the outhouse waiting with a water hose, the other 6 are on the roof playing frisbee with the dogs. And I'm in labor. HELP!!!!! Try yelling as loud as you can! Sorry, still can't hear you. Too bad! Leave a message and I'd get back to u ASAP, ok! Went for coffee, smoke, food, or sex. In any case, back in 5. Ain't that a shame? * I'm in LOVE !!! So face it I'm not coming back ...hehehe * Too much of something is bad enough.... Haven't you already had enough of me ? Well I have and that's why I'm not here !! hehehe away gone not here left the computer ok, i am at the computer, just leave me alone! HI. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't get back, It's you!! I am eating dinner so by default anything you have to say is less important. Sorry, I am not with my computer right now. Yesterday, while I was taking a bath, someone stole my computer. Please return my PC before the self-protecting, fully-functioning tycobraheintergalactic- monstershredder- technokineticenergized nuclear warhead approaches. I am (literally) tied up watching the bulls game. I will be hanging around for a while over my t.v. If you really know what is best for you...don't mess with me while i am in the middle of a game! I might just tie you up and force you to watch with me! I'm on a diet, so please 'weight' for me ! Tending the needs of the country. Back in a Flash * By sending me this message, you have proven that some people are dumb, a and some are dumber. A.K.S. Alex Szeto If you're reading this right now, I'm either in class or asleep (which means I'm probably asleep). Leave a message. Curtis Sample * What would you do if ICQ wasn't here. :) * When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Gary * There is a football match on. Probably. * Not available? Me? Well, it is true, baby! You'd better believe it! I am probably doing something very wicked right behind your computer screen... * I am unavailable. For you. Everyone else can chat to me, but you... Andrew ICQ #9770997, 12911738, 13802150 N\A??!! Not attractive? Not Appropriate? Not Allowed? Not Admitting? Not Annoying? Not Acknowledging? Not American? Not Active? Not Abusing? Not Alien? Not Aligned? Oh... Not Available... ic.... Jean I'm unavailable at the moment. (Unless you have a marriage proposal, in which case I'll talk.) :@ ) Jill M. Sheehan AKA 'Jilly' ICQ# 1579134 I'm not here. Deal with it. Message of Jesus-Freak #7697748 Submitted by MusicMan #5658782 I'm resting in peace in my coffin. Leave me if you don't want me to drain your blood later. Alex Szeto Leave me alone. Chances are I'm talking to a real person instead of a seven digit number. Go away. Curtis Sample Hello, and welcome to the IRS's auditing firm.... good, I figured that would get you to leave. Christopher M. Held Can't you see I'm working? well, trying to anyway .... ok, so I'm out enjoying myself. So sue me. Dorrin Leave me alone! (Oh sorry, do come back now...no, no, don't leave me!) Jill M. Sheehan AKA 'Jilly' on ICQ# 1579134 WARNING, ALL DATA ON NON- REMOVABLE DISK DRIVE C: WILL BE LOST! Proceed with format? Click OK to Continue or Cancel to Panic 6259610 Hi. This is Chris. I'm too busy to talk right now, but for a small fee of $1.25US per minute I wont be. Sorry about that. Christopher M. Held * Estoy ocupada! (Lo siento!) Escribame un recado, por favor! * I'm on the line with my agent at the moment, so you'll just have to wait. Jill M. Sheehan AKA 'Jilly' ICQ# 1579134 Mulder (X-Files).... Is that you? Julie B