> Some good Sardar jokes:
> 
> Bobby returns from his first day at school and
> immediately questions his father."Dad, today we had
> a
> Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say
> half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is
> that
> because I am
> Sardar?"
> 
> "No son, that's because you are intelligent. "
> 
> Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his
> father
> another question,"Dad, today we had Math class - All
> the other kids could only count from1-10, I could
> count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??" 
> 
> "No son,that's because you are intelligent," replies
> his father. 
> 
> Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question
> to
> his father,"Dad, today we had Medical Examination,
> all
> the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast
> twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar?" 
> 
> The father replies, "No son, that's because you are
> 31
> years old."
> 
>
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> 
> A Sardarji applied for an engineering position at a
> Punjabi firm based in Amritsar A Pathan applied for
> the same job
> and both applicants having the same qualifications
> were asked to take a test by the Department manager.
> 
> 
> Upon completion of the test both men only missed one
> of the questions. The manager went to Surd and said,
> 
> Manager: "Thank you for your interest, but we've
> decided to give the Pathan the job".
> 
> Surd: "And why would you be doing that? We both got
> 9
> questions correct. This being Punjab and me being
> Punjabi I should get the job!" 
> 
> Manager: "We have made our decision not on the
> correct
> answers, but on the question you missed 
> 
> Surd: "And just how would one incorrect answer be
> better than the other?" 
> 
> Manager: "Simple, the Pathan put down on question #
> 5,
> "I don't know", You put down, "Neither do I".
> 
>
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> 
> 
> Once Santa Singh broke his leg when he threw his
> cigarette butt down the manhole and tried to step on
> it
> 
>
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> A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway.
> Asks
> a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they
> are
> doing 
> 
> The bystander: A Marathon race is going on 
> 
> Sardar: What do they get from that?
> 
> Bystander: The winner will get a prize. 
> 
> Sardar: Then why are the others running?!
> 
>
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> 
> Why can't sardars dial 911?
> They can not find the eleven on the phone
> 
>
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> 
> A sardar and an American were walking outside when
> the
> American said "Oh, look at the dead bird." 
> 
> The sardar looked towards the sky and said "Where,
> where?"
> 
>
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> 
> What do smart sardars and UFOs have in common?
> You always hear about them but you never see them
> 
>
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> 
> Sardar: I was born in the Punjab.
> Friend: Oh really, what part?
> Sardar: All of me, silly.
> 
>
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> 
> The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh, Santa
> Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?
> Sure replied Santa What's your phone number?
> 
>
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> 
> Sardarji is buying a TV. 
> Do you have colour TVs?
> Sure.
> Give me a green one, please.
> 
>
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> CROCODILE BOOTS
> Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you
> bring me a pair of crocodile boots. 
> 
> He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a
> search
> is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and
> watch him killing a huge one. 
> 
> He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and
> angrily
> exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"
> 
>
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> A frog decided to call the psychic hotline and see
> what his future held for him.The psychic says, "You
> will meet a very beautiful girl, who will want to
> know
> everything about you.
> 
> "That's great!" said the frog. "Where will I meet
> her?
> At a party, in the pond?" 
> 
> The psychic hesitated, then responded, "You will
> meet
> her next semester, in Biology lab!"
> 
>
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> 
> Yoginder : What is ANOTHER difference between a
> MOSQUITO and a FLY?
> Sukhbinder : A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot
> MOSQUITO!
> 
>
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> 
> Sukhbinder : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can
> think of..
> Yoginder : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
>
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> 
> A Sardarji rang up the Amritsar Airport and asked
> how
> long the flight to Delhi will take? 
> 
> 'Just a minute, Sir,' said the operator. 
> 
> 'Thank you,' Sardarji laid down the phone.
>
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> 
> There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a
> busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are
> dancing the
> bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on.
> 
> The people on the street find it strange that
> instead
> of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a
> marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh,
> "Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
> aap
> naach rahe ho?" 
> 
> ...comes the reply, "Ha ji ! Hai hi baat bade khushi
> ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se
> mara hai !!!!"
>
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> 
> Sardarji and a Bania agreed to do riddles, one rupee
> worth. 
> 
> The Bania starts "What is it, a thing that's inside
> red, outside black and shiny?"
> 
> "Walruss?" "No." "Raindeer?""No."
> 
> "I don't know then." says Sardarji and gives the
> Bania
> a rupee. "It's a galosh." says the Bania and goes
> on. 
> 
> "What is it, two things that're inside red, outside
> black and shiny?" 
> 
> "Walruss?" "No." "Raindeer?" "No." 
> 
> "I don't know then." says Sardarji and gives the
> Bania
> a rupee. 
> 
> "It's a pair of galoshes." says the Bania and goes
> on.
> 
> --------- Late at night.
> "What is it, 1689 things that're inside red, outside
> black and shiny?"
> 
> "Walruss?" "No." "Raindeer?" "No." "I don't know
> then." "It's 1689 galoshes..."
>
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> 
> Banta singh was in court charged with parking his
> car
> in a restricted area.
> 
> The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his
> defence. 
> 
> "They should not put up such misleading
> notices",said
> Banta Singh. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
>