Engineering....the untold truth....

1.. Some Basic definitions..

Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC 
marks.

Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies 
for that title...esp for mech guys...

Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...

Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...

Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.

Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.

Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.

Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one 
runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)

Lectures : Waste of time..physical presence is a must...only meant for 
sleeping, completing assignemtns & genral TP

Tutions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....

Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.

Vernac Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with 
his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from 
class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )

Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your 
experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.

Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group 
(simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally 
copy the
readings. from the girls of course...).


2. The Truth about exams....

Timing...when ur non enginering GF/BF is free to enjoy while u>slog with 
submisisons & exams

Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.

Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the 
exam...

KT : Makes you suicidal..the WAY of life...

Year Drop : Makes dad homicidal.

Reverification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT 
exam).


3. An engineer's 10 engg commandments opf Life
   1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
   2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
   3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of 
submission.
   4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
   5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
   6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
   7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
   8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
   9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four lettered word.


4. The Years of Engineering

  F.E. Fond of Engineering
  S.E. Sick Of Engineering
  T.E. Tired of Engineering
  B.E. Balls to Engineering

is it worth it???